Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
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