What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Never joke about your clitoris.
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