You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Terrible idea I love it
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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