garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
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