she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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