I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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