I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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