WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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