Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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