no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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