ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I met the friendliest cop last night
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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