i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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