absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
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Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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