it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
3pm strippers are depressing
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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