Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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