I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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