I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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