i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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