Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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