yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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