Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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