I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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