All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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