idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Send help, water and tortillas.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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