I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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