is your mom at the bar?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
