there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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