so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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