i used baking grease as lip gloss
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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