he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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