everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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