Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize