My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Randomize
