she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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