i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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