Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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