This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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