just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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