He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it because I queefed?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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