I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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