I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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