Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
