all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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