I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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