I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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