I wannas sexs uuuuu
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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