doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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