4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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