nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
