Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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