So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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