Do you still have your period?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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