My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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