handjob tips. give me some.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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